Howdy there, Scream Freaks! Whether y’all like it or not, it’s Valentine’s Day, and yer either that lucky stiff bein’ showered with affectionate nick knacks sweet ‘nough to tease a diabetic coma or an apathetic wreck drownin’ some disturbin’ loneliness in top shelf depressants while soul churnin’ emo tunes play at full blast. Or maybe yer butt’s in the recliner happily rewatchin’ some of yer favorite holiday horrors like Valentine or the My Bloody Valentine flicks. 

However y’all celebrate this greetin’ card invention, we hope yer lucky ‘nough to love and be loved today, especially durin’ such crazy times that’ve more than tested relationships new and old. As fer you Scream Freaks still lookin’ fer that arm candy of yer twisted dreams, we have just the thang!


Last Valentine’s, we introduced a new line of grade school inspired Valentine’s Day Eeeh-Cards! featurin’ our monstrous mugs, and folks got pretty good mileage out of ’em. No idea if they led to any weddin’ bell marches or awkward pump and dump flings but feedback was positive ‘nough fer us to produce a second wave of cards featurin’ even more of our enticin’ antics. Whether yer breakin’ the ice with Deadbeat, introducin’ yerself with Voodoo Bitch, reaffirmin’ a love connection with Rebel Devil, or cheerin’ folks up with Fera, these new Eeeh-Cards! are sure to help y’all reach out and touch someone yer interested in with the most minimum of creep vibes. Use ’em wisely!

Catchin’ y’all up on current updates, we’re still gunnin’ fer Screaming Soup! episode #52 to be released by the end of this month. We’re animatin’ the episode’s final cast member right now, after which we’ll be hastily pluggin’ in the music and sound effects ‘fore postin’ to our YouTube channel. With that checked off our list, y’all can expect us to follow it up with our special Kane Hodder interview sometime in March. It’s real excitin’ stuff, so we can’t wait fer y’all to see it!      

Other than that, please show your support for our show with donations through Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, and Ko-fi, catch up on all past Screaming Soup! Seasons, check out this week’s Howl’n Hottie, read recent reviews for the newer horror films and comics we’re checkin’ out in our blogs, R-Rated Reviews and Sequential Slime, and help us get the word out about the web’s #1 animated horror host show! Please use our social buttons in the upper right corner of the site and follow our tweets, subscribe to our video channels, like our Facebook, watch and share all our vids, and keep that fan mail comin’. You can also warm up some Screaming Soup! leftovers with reruns currently playin’ on Beta Max TV, Sluggo’s The Vortexx, and Mr. Lobo‘s OSI 74 .

See ya later, Scream Freaks!


Howdy there, Scream Freaks! It has come time again to take your hard earned tax refund and give it away to your significant other in the form of dying flowers, nasty assorted chocolates, and expensive jewelry that looks as real as the cheap knock offs. I’m jabber’n about Valentine’s Day of course, the only other holiday besides Christmas and Thanksgiving that can leave the lonely even more suicidal. Lucky for me, I don’t have to be alone, because I’ve found my special someone who has seen every flaw in my character and has yet to reach the end of her tolerance. After 5 wonderful years together, she has inspired me more than anyone ever has and helped me find my way to a path full of humor, warmth, and joy that I used to think wasn’t possible at times before finding her. Once again, for the 5th time in my existence, I can relish the fact we’re each other’s Valentine’s and no one else’s. Happy Valentine’s Day, Mandy XOXOXOX.

Be aware we have an all new original Screaming Soup! Valentine’s Day Eeeh!-Card! available in our Extra‘s section of our site for screaming, “I love you!” at a stranger or lover this holiday. It’s a wonderful depiction of two soul’s attraction to one another that will surely sum up everything you couldn’t verbalize yourself.

But enough of this sappy stuff!  Be back here next week on 2/20/14 for the next hilarious episode of Screaming Soup! as we review an 80’s horror that does an amazing job at failing to blend action with farm land terror. You’ll see the return of some favorite characters and the introduction to some new ones as well.

Remember to use our social buttons in the upper right corner of the site; Follow our tweets, subscribe to our Youtube channel, like our Facebook, watch and share all our vids, and keep that fan mail coming.

That’s pretty much it for now, so I’ll see ya’ later Scream Freaks!


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