Howdy there, Scream Freaks! We’ve been hard at work gettin’ our show back on track after the time we spent wranglin’ together the BIGGEST BADDEST Killer Tomatoes retrospective ever dared, and now y’all get to enjoy the fruits of our labor once ‘gain!
Pickin’ back up where we left off with helpin’ Count Ted be the best vampire king he can be, we hike into the heart of the Massacre Mountains to find one of his predecessor’s greatest partners in slime — the Wolfman! Yessir, ol’ Frankenstein thinks Wolfie might be a valuable asset to Ted’s gang, and needs every bit o’ help he can get trackin’ him. We just hope we don’t run into any trouble we may have accidentally unleashed the last time we were in these parts. After all, Jerky the Bear couldn’t have survived that fall at the entrance to Hell . . . could he?
Y’all may even see other top shelf talents durin’ our misadventure in the wild weird west this time out, most notably ’em yappers from Movie Dumpster Joe and Sean. Seems these groupies have been followin’ their favorite haymakers on the fightin’ circuit, Cumdar and Corpse Fucker, and their latest battle royale happens to be in our neck of limbo. Always happy to meet fellow movie buffs, y’all should really give their show a watch if ya haven’t already and tell ’em Deadwest sent ya!
In other news, y’all may notice our double feature review fer Wolfcop and Another Wolfcop has some pesky censors plaguin’ it. While we were farmin’ our Killer Tomatoes project, YouTube underwent some changes in their quality control department, and not in our favor. We uploaded this latest adventure the same as our other 100+ vids, but for the first time ever, YouTube yanked it off the web within a few minutes. The reason? They didn’t like us sharin’ an important part of cinematic history when audiences finally get to see what happens to a fella’s schlong durin’ a werewolf transformation. A true first fer celluloid entertainment when ya think you’ve seen it all that deserves to be studied by film scholars ’round the world, but YouTube shamelessly labels it as everyday smut. Shame!
That said, we knew we had to get the episode to you Scream Freaks pronto, so we just threw some bars on the breast part of the review and reuploaded it right away fer yer pleasure. The biggest suprise has been y’all’s reaction to the boob count censors which is heartfelt to say the least. We’ve gotten away with a lot these past 50+ episodes, but sad to say, we may have to compromise on the celebration of nudity in our movie reviews, just to keep our hard work up on YouTube. Not sayin’ we won’t look fer other places to post our vids uncensored, of course. There’s gotta be other platforms that ain’t patrolled by highfalutin AI programs used as low brow dick detectors able to identify the outline of a nipple in quadrillionth of a nanosecond.
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