Howdy there, Scream Freaks! Hope y’all are enjoyin’ yer Summer so far, ’cause we sure as shootin’ are! From frigid treats flash freezin’ our brain baskets to beachside showin’s of Jaws 2 while William Castle fright tactics try scarin’ us outta the water, Summer can be every bit as thrillin’ as Halloween with the right twisted mindset. Whether it’s barbeque crashin’ cannibals, poolside pranks with carnivorous critters, or doomed vacations to hellish dimensions, there’s somethin’ scary to be found in everything.
The best treat this season, however, was the ultimate Summer surprise when we found out we won a hell of a prestigious title from a super Scream Freak! Thanks to Timber at tmbrwlff.wixsite.com/toxic-tales, y’all’s favorite animated horror host has been recognized as a Horror Host Heavyweight Champion! Yee-haw! A perfect follow-up to our Silver Bolo Award from The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs, we’re incredibly humbled and appreciative to Timber for goin’ out of his way to show us how much our show means to him. Especially after he mailed us the championship belt to go ‘long with the title. Sweet tater stompin’ sasquatches, this thing is top shelf and a real ego booster! We’ve just been wearin’ it ’round the Howl-Inn Grub & Spirits for days now, lettin’ it act as a sign that begs onlookers to ask, “What’d you accomplish?”
In the meantime, we’re still focusin’ all our efforts on editin’ the most in-depth Attack of the Killer Tomatoes retrospective imaginable. With ’bout 20 folks involved from the cast and crew, all of ’em are eager to see this reunion of sorts come together, and we owe it to ’em fer their time and help to produce a top notch video with all the bells and whistles ‘fore returnin’ to our regular hijinks helpin’ Count Ted be educated in the ways of a vampire king. More on that later!
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See ya later, Scream Freaks!
Aug 01, 2022 @ 16:34:18
No problem. Keep up the extraordinary creative artistry!