Heck Machine
First Appearance: “Deadwest Screams at Highway to Hell”
Drink of choice: WD40 Oil
Favorite treat: Nuts and pistonachios
The mechanical devil bull at the Howl-Inn Grub and Spirits, Heck Machine is all that remains from a scrapped project demons built to battle angels. Survivor of the Battle at Eternity’s Edge, Heck Machine was cast from the heavens and crash landed in the Crosslands where he suffered malfunctions to his crankcase. Captured and sold to the Howl-Inn Grub and Spirits, he now serves as its mechanical bull for patrons to risk their lives riding for bets and thrills. Though forgotten by his creators, Heck Machine still thinks he’s an elite knight of hell with the mission to punch rider’s tickets for a one way fast lane to heck. Armed with nostril flame throwers and a special charge attack, Heck Machine is incredibly strong and agile for such a clunky machine. He’s currently being hunted by TP Mummy who has made it his warrior’s quest to dismantle him. This has proven challenging not only because of Heck Machine’s deadly programming, but his protection under the Howl-Inn’s owner who purchased him.