Bad Egg
Drink of choice: White Russian
Favorite treat: Candy cigarettes
Rotten to the core since he rolled off the assembly line at the baby doll factory as one of Mother Goose’s prototypes for a new poo-pee action line of egg babies, Bad Egg is as defective as they come. Loud, obnoxious, rude, and perverse — he’s only ever on his best behavior when exploiting his disarming appearance for selfish gains, joyously taking advantage of others’ good nature. Delighting in harming others, his mean streak eventually developed into a knack for murder which he turned into a lucrative business as a specialty hit baby. 
Screaming Soup! 